Malpractice Insurance Attorney: Doubly Frightening

There are two professions that scare the pants off of most Americans -- lawyers and insurance salespeople. You can be the most feared person in the country of you are a malpractice insurance attorney, straddling both evil empires with swagger and certainly, boldly hacking and slashing your way through the jungles of the American judicial system. Even serial killers and terrorists don’t want to mess with malpractice insurance attorneys.

And What Do They Do?

Malpractice insurance is what doctors get to cover the costs of getting sued by an irate patient. Malpractice insurance is also what lawyers purchase for precisely the same reason. More people seem to get irate at their lawyer than their doctor, because about one in twenty lawyers in America get slapped with a malpractice suit, according to the Colorado Bar association.

So, a malpractice insurance attorney is a lawyer who specializes with any legal entanglements that can come about as a result of problems with malpractice insurance. They usually are the lawyers working for lawyers battling against malpractice insurance companies. Apparently malpractice getting insurance isn’t enough for modern times. You also have to get a malpractice insurance attorney. It's enough to give you a headache, isn’t it?

Should We Go Back To Legal Anarchy?

It's amazing how our species survived without lawyers or insurance agents, isn’t it? How did we ever get out of the ocean and crawling up a tree? How did we ever build the pyramids, invent fire or begin growing crops without armies of lawyers and insurance agents to show us the way?

Back in the times before malpractice insurance attorneys and malpractice defense attorneys, we had shamans. These were the weird and feared men and women who conversed with the spirit world in order to get everything from movement of migrating herds, healing spells to getting the chief's pretty daughter to fall in love with you.

Shamans got their post the hard way. They had to die and come back from the dead. This death could be a real death or being seemingly dead due to illness, injury or being sat upon by an angry wooly mammoth. Being able to come back from the dead was proof that the spirits liked you enough to send you back home.

Nowadays, we give incredible power to those who can communicate with unseen forces. These shamans are malpractice insurance attorneys. But they only have to go to school for many years before getting their title. Heck – anybody can do that. If we required them to come back from the dead, then there'd be a lot less lawsuits.